Knock, Kneel Down and Beg for an Audince

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Teacher:

Why did you not study?

Me:

A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.

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Notes When I have a daughter, and if she has a special dedication to a certain band, artist, and if by any chance, they live miles away from us, I will legit buy plane tickets and take my kid to wherever the fuck her future husband lives. I will take her to meetings. Buy her merch. Fangirl with her. Because I know what it feels like to have your world falling apart when you can’t meet the person you’d die for. And my daughter won’t feel that way. I won’t let her feel that way. Nope.

tonytheawkwardturtle:

friedlemons:

niallsleprechaunmagic:

BACK ON MY DASH.FOREVER REBLOG!

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wannabebatman:

So guess what I’m gonna stick around Perth.

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24owsla:

I CAN’T.

NEVER!!!!
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iou-ahuntingtrip-inthetardis:

the-listening:

brb crying

oh god this movie… so many tears were shed.

gonna have feels bye!!!
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Can i marry you both?!
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altrutix:

I Won’t Say I’m In Love

IT HAS THE TALES OF ASGARD IN IT. /fist pump

I CAN’T BREATHE!!!
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buggy-love:

driftsmybitch:

assassin-ham:

tomithejellyfish:

sakothefox:

phrixphrax:

Monster Under The Bed by Savannah Horrocks

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/savannahhorrocks/

http://www.savannahhorrocks.com/

get on my dash again

One of my favorite things ever

Oh sweet. I get to Reblog again c: I love this comic

Wow… I want a demon doing this to me. Preferably a Sparkeater.

Oh and by the way… I LOVED the art! c:

… Well then…

AAAAAAAAAAAND i won’t sleep this night because i want Slenderman to bang me..thanks tumblr!
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mamonna:

Listen, sparkle ass, I ain’t know nothin’ about what doctor you are, but put it into your pipe and smoke it, bitch, there’re two main muscle cars here and their names are Sunstriker and Sideswipe.

MY BODY IS READY!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUNSTREAKER! SIDESWIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET ME LOVE YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
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lady-korra:

howrra:

tonykinss:

Korra, Mako, and shocked!Bolin from the Legend of Korra at Fanime Con 2012.

THE BEST

WE COULD’VE HAD IT AAHALL, BOLIN IN THE DEEHEEEP~
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Notes Fandoms are special. We squeal, freak out, and cry together. One day in the future, you might just be working in your 9-to-5 office, lazing away the day. Something will spark in your memory, and you’ll type in that familiar URL. The blogs you never unfollowed will be untouched and pristine on your dash. Many of your friends have grown up as well, but you still can’t help but look at all the people you used to talk to all those years ago. Things will come flooding back, and you’ll remember those years spent on your computer, laughing and yelling and agreeing as people just went crazy. You’ll remember those nights you spent up all night with your friend, talking about the traits of a certain character, or how great it would be if this or that happened. You’ll recall those awesome blogs you always admired. You’ll feel a brief moment of nostalgia. You’ll click back to your dash- it’s empty now. Without a moment’s hesitation, you’ll go and type out, “Hey, is anyone out there?”, and just like all those years ago, you’ll eagerly await a response.

driftsmybitch:

i-heart-hetalia:

issoawesome:

feng-huang:

iamnotethan:

unicorntimelordadamyoung:

is-it-me-ur-lookin-4:

fuckinghotzoro:

thisisvodka:

goregeous-mind:

ladyofmiddle-earth:

lookitskatniss:

askchieflinbeifong:

[crying.]

This.

You know what… I’m pretty sure we’ll have a response to that.

Not immediate. But… after a few hours, perhaps someone sees that. And answers.

And… and…

…shit. I just made myself sad again.

I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA MAKE A BLOG CALLED (THE FANDOM-VETERANS) and in 10 years im gonna blog OH GOD…….FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLS HOW COULD YOU?!

i wanna make a reunion! meeting all of mah friends and just make a marathon where we watch movies and our series again and just go bat-shit crazy!
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buggy-love:

screamybutt:

starscorpion:

vaginesque:

thesugarstick:

Vagina dentata cupcake is strangely adorable. <3

omg i love it

heLP GUYS it looks like movie Shockwave

With an afro.

I REGRET NOTHING!!!!
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ocellite:

farriswheels:

kaidraws:

grahamalambadingdong:

pastelchainsaw:

I NEED DIS

hey Sloan look

JEYBEE LOOK :O

FLO

violetlamp showed me this and i was JUST ABOUT TO REBLOG IT

good everyone associates me with this GOOD

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thethunderer:

cuzyolo:

Everyone, stop and reblog this, it won’t make your blog ugly. Taylor is fighting a rare form of cancer and she is struggling to survive. Reblog this photo if you hope she will win her battle with cancer.

Pray for Taylor Love.

She’s so beautiful. Just look at her. Her eyes look like precious diamonds, and her smile can light up anyone’s day.

Have heart, youngling!

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Notes So why is it so impossible...?

To find someone to role play with? All I want is a good line, but no one here seems be able to fulfill my wishes. I am a girl, but I only rp male characters. I was looking for a Thor/Loki relationship with a serious role player (by which I mean one who wouldn't get bored and leave), but no! Does anyone want to do a malexmale rp with me? I am utterly single and depressed and some hot brotherly love could really cheer me up. I also do Bill/Tom twincest. Just saying.

honey...send me a note and we can start to write gay crap till our hands fall of. (even if i suck at rp thor/loki)

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radillac:

hotbabysitter:

This McDonald has a black logo and has a chandler inside. Dine fancy while you have a heart attack.

chandler

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this is FAP.

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oh, poor Pharma… ~_~

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daangmel:

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badporno:

hi I should stop

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saveroomminibar:

Assassins Creed Revelations. Art by Martin Deschambault

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garnetvengeance:

by Moogie

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mycroft-queenofcake:

because each of these might be useful someday

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